Can’t believe I used the word fondled last night. I apologize. Hahaha.
GW2 - reached! (:
So you fondle me alll night and more, and everythings perfect. But you’re about to ask someone else to homecoming tomorrow. So when I text you ‘I’m so confused now.’ you don’t answer? Really? Provided, you could be sleeping. But you should be quite awake right now, like me. You poop.
If you ever felt ashamed of yourself after...
icanhasflatstomachplez: Take it with you
I unfollow blogs that are like "I'm only eating 2...
New favorite dessert.
One low fat Honey Maid Graham cracker split in half. (70) 1/4 a banana sliced thin (about 4-5 slices) (26) Two tablespoons of fat free cool whip. (15) Put cool whip on one half of the cracker and layer the banana on the other half, then smush them together like an ice cream sandwich. Freeze for two to three hours, and out comes a delicious faux ice cream sandwich for only 111 calories. ...
Reblog if your thighs touch.
alyssagettingfit: injuryweightloss: lowcaloriemolly: like they were made for each other. ^I will always want my thighs to touch. I think it’s sexy. I actually really like my thighs the way they are now. Yes, they’re big but I love them. Body love. I’d be so sad if they didn’t!
When running in the neighborhood today for the first time ever. Pretty proud of myself(:
So close to thirty it hurts. Tehe, maybe I’ll throw a party when I get there. (;
During a Period
Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
If you're a weight-loss blog, reblog this.
losingisgaining: I want to follow ALL of you.
There's 1,440 minutes in a day. Use 20 of them to...
heavy2healthy: ^^ OMG THIS